Funny Google Maps

Want to get from Japan to China as quick as possible. Check out Googles current recommended route and see what you think. I think step 42 might be a little difficult to achieve for most people!

1.Head north750 m

2.Turn right toward 大門街道/国道152号線190 m

3.Continue straight onto 大門街道/国道152号線2.7 km

4.Turn left at 大和橋（交差点） onto 中山道/国道142号線 Continue to follow 国道142号線11.2 km

5.Keep left at the fork1.8 km

6.Take the ramp onto 新和田トンネル有料道路 Toll road4.4 km

7.Take the ramp onto 中山道/国道142号線 Continue to follow 国道142号線 Partial toll road10.4 km

8.Turn right at 湖北トンネル南（交差点） onto 下諏訪岡谷バイパス/国道20号線2.6 km

9.Take the ramp to 長野自動車道 Toll road450 m

10.Keep left at the fork, follow signs for 東京・名古屋 and merge onto 長野自動車道 Toll road3.7 km

11.Take exit 岡谷ＪＣＴ on the right toward 中央道・飯田・名古屋 Toll road850 m

12.Merge onto 中央自動車道 Toll road161 km

13.Take exit 小牧ＪＣＴ on the right toward 名神・小牧・京都 Toll road1.2 km

14.Merge onto 東名高速道路 Toll road5.8 km

15.Continue onto 名神高速道路 (signs for 名神・東海北陸道・京都・高山) Toll road167 km

16.Take exit 吹田ＪＣＴ toward 中国道・山陽道・宝塚・岡山 Toll road1.8 km

17.Merge onto 中国自動車道 Toll road30.3 km

18.Take exit 神戸ＪＣＴ toward 山陽道・岡山・徳島 Toll road1.4 km

19.Merge onto 山陽自動車道 Toll road309 km

20.Take exit 廿日市ＪＣＴ on the right toward 山陽道・岩国・北九州 Toll road1.4 km

21.Merge onto 広島岩国道路 Toll road11.7 km

22.Take the ramp onto 山陽自動車道 Toll road95.3 km

23.Take exit 山口ＪＣＴ on the right toward 中国道・下関・北九州 Toll road1.3 km

24.Merge onto 中国自動車道 Toll road64.1 km

25.Continue onto 関門橋 Toll road9.5 km

26.Continue onto 九州自動車道 (signs for 九州道・福岡・熊本) Toll road346 km

27.Take exit 高速鹿児島ＩＣ toward 鹿児島出口・南九州道・川内・伊集院 Toll road300 m

28.Keep right at the fork, follow signs for 川内・伊集院・南九州道 and merge onto 国道3号線 Partial toll road700 m

29.Take exit 鹿児島西Ｉ．Ｃ on the right toward 南九州道 Toll road600 m

30.Merge onto 南九州西回り自動車道(市来~鹿児島西)/鹿児島道路 Toll road20.4 km

31.Take the ramp to 国道3号線 Partial toll road1.4 km

32.Turn left at 市来Ｉ．Ｃ入口（交差点） onto 国道3号線 (signs for 川内・串木野)7.2 km

33.Turn left at 串木野駅（交差点） onto 県道38号線1.7 km

34.Turn right350 m

35.Turn left180 m

36.Turn left99 m

37.Take the 串木野~里~中甑~鹿島~長浜 ferry Partial toll road64.9 km

38.Turn left toward 県道349号線53 m

39.Turn right toward 県道349号線57 m

40.Turn left onto 県道349号線11.3 km

41.Continue onto 県道350号線3.4 km

42.Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean782 km

43.Continue straight onto 塘后支路400 m

44.Turn right onto 塘后路500 m

45.Turn left onto 双城路2.1 km

46.Turn left onto 同济路1.6 km

47.Take the 2nd right onto 泰和路650 m

48.Slight right to stay on 泰和路250 m

49.Take the ramp on the left onto Ｓ２０外环高速21.0 km

50.Take exit Ｇ２/Ｇ４２/中环路/苏州 toward Ｇ２京沪高速400 m

51.Take exit Ｇ２京沪高速（沪宁）/Ｇ４２/苏州 to merge onto Ｇ２京沪高速 Partial toll road117 km

52.Continue straight onto Ｇ４２沪蓉高速 Partial toll road196 km

53.Merge onto Ｇ４０沪陕高速 Partial toll road108 km

54.Merge onto Ｇ３京台高速 Toll road6.1 km

55.Slight right onto Ｇ４０沪陕高速 Partial toll road913 km

56.Slight right onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Toll road1.5 km

57.Merge onto Ｇ６５包茂高速 Toll road9.9 km

58.Merge onto Ｇ５京昆高速 Toll road19.3 km

59.Slight right onto Ｇ７０福银高速 Partial toll road178 km

60.Take the exit toward 312国道230 m

61.Slight right onto 312国道26.9 km

62.Slight right to stay on 312国道48 m

63.Make a U-turn110 m

64.Slight right onto the ramp to Ｇ２２青兰高速140 m

65.Keep left at the fork and merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road69.9 km

66.Take exit Ｇ３１２/平凉/华亭 on the left toward 312国道 Partial toll road1.1 km

67.Turn right onto 312国道2.8 km

68.Slight right onto 东湖路3.0 km

69.Continue onto 崆峒大道（东段） Go through 1 roundabout2.2 km

70.Continue onto 崆峒大道（中段）2.9 km

71.Slight right onto 来远路/312国道 Continue to follow 312国道 Partial toll road91.4 km

72.Slight right to merge onto Ｇ２２青兰高速 Partial toll road168 km

73.Take exit Ｇ３１２/甘草店 toward 312国道 Partial toll road1.2 km

74.Turn right onto 312国道16.1 km

75.Turn left4.0 km

Japan to China - Google Maps.pdf